How Prince Andrew might have answered Scotland Yard's 'who are you?'

Ah, the indignity! Queen Elizabeth's son Prince Andrew was briefly detained last Wednesday by armed police demanding to know who he was after they spotted him strolling the grounds of Buckingham Palace -- you know, his mom's house. Seems that officers were on edge just days after an intruder managed to scale the gates; Scotland Yard issued an apology, which the prince, 53, publicly accepted, dryly adding that he "look[s] forward to a safe walk in the garden in the future," reports the Sunday Exp...